If you were over in Egypt
Way down deep on a dig
And if some mummy tried to get chummy
I'd be there to unravel his wig
If you were bungee jumping
And you came out of your shoes
I'd run right up and I'd catch you, baby
Ain't nothin' I wouldn't do
If you were scuba diving
And a shark came out of the blue
I'd take my penknife and I'd end that shark's life
And fix you up some hammerhead stew
Come on, let me be your hero
Somebody who can play it cool
Someone to go under the gun
And keep 'em all from messin' with you
Now if your ship was sinkin'
While you were out on a cruise
I'd cross that water in my helicopter
And baby, I would rescue you
Come on, let me be your hero
Somebody who can play it cool
Someone to go under the gun
And keep 'em all from messin' with you
Come on, let me be your hero
Somebody who can play it cool
Someone to go under the gun
Like Sinbad in that fable
I would be there to disable
Anybody messin' with you
Come on! (Come on, come on, come on)
Come on! (Come on, come on, come on)
Come on! (Come on, come on, come on)
Come on! (Keep 'em all from messin', keep 'em all from messin')
Come on! (Come on, come on, come on)
Come on! (Come on, come on, come on)
Come on! (Come on, come on, come on)
Come on! (Keep 'em all from messin', keep 'em all from messin')
Come on! (Come on, come on, come on)
Come on! (Come on, come on, come on)
Come on! (Come on, come on, come on)
Come on! (Keep 'em all from messin', keep 'em all from messin')
